snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

(via tiedyedscienceguy)

deeecccc:

Oh i’m sorry, did things get trashy too quickly?

deeecccc:

Oh i’m sorry, did things get trashy too quickly?

(via deeecccc)

captainnaustralia:

captainnaustralia:

fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”

image

this isn’t how i want to be remembered 

(via viathevoid)

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

(via lookin-so-crazy-in-love)

"I hope you fall in love with someone who never lets you fall asleep thinking you’re unwanted."

Unknown (via h0lycake)

this is very important

(via errrinvia)

(Source: slugly, via themoonatnight)

bahamvt:

lukeaustinyeah:

sirs-lolita:

I seriously wonder what he thinks that on his chest means

Pretty sure it means sissy, acting like a girl, big bottom, faggot…which i am, sooooo….

but seriously luke is THE GOAL

bahamvt:

lukeaustinyeah:

sirs-lolita:

I seriously wonder what he thinks that on his chest means

Pretty sure it means sissy, acting like a girl, big bottom, faggot…which i am, sooooo….

but seriously luke is THE GOAL

(Source: majormitchmajor, via lookin-so-crazy-in-love)

cattailsandcattales:

urbies:

Great moments in tv history

The best part is how the hand giving the cigarette doesn’t belong to anyone in the room—no one is wearing that shirt.

(Source: sandandglass, via themoonatnight)

youre-the-dan-to-my-phil:

njsnowwhite:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

Ads: you’re doing it right.

woah i just realized harry lived in a literal closet and his mentor lived in a figurative one

OH MY GOD

youre-the-dan-to-my-phil:

njsnowwhite:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

Ads: you’re doing it right.

woah i just realized harry lived in a literal closet and his mentor lived in a figurative one

OH MY GOD

(Source: liveyourlifeasifyoureone, via tightskin)

vaginatrainer:

I hate that I can feel my abs under my belly like they’re so close yet so far

(via shrugging)