my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me

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if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too

If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that

no thats illegal


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Prince George’s First Royal Tour

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George throwing a bitch to the floor

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Do you ever see someone and think oh my god I would like to be responsible for your next orgasm

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Anonymous asked: I fucking love your tumblr I mean you have excellent taste. FFS I got to page 127. I can't remember the last time I got this addicted to someone's tumblr. Keep up the good work. Sincerely, a closeted 18 year old guy.

Oh wow thank you anon! This is so nice :)

Come off anon though! I won’t post it publicly if you don’t want me to.

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When I have my own place I’m gonna have these and see who notices first. Not just on the cushions, but the curtains, the blankets, you name it.

No but where can I actually buy one

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